Stiff Upper Lip (2000)
(Young, Young)

Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes
Or else you wind up in the can
No jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around
You are a guest of uncle Sam
Stand up, look right, don't sludge and stand at ease
Allow no sex above the knees
When I snap you jump into the masterplan
I'll be damned!
Well, I'll be damned...

I'll be
Damned - if I drink or smoke
Damned - if I steal your jokes
I'll be Damned - If I go for broke
Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah

Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around
I make a monkey out of you
You sign your name right on the dotted line
I'll be damned!

I'll be
Damned - if I drink or smoke
Damned - if I steal your jokes
I'll be Damned - If I go for broke
Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah

-solo-

I'll be
Damned - if I drink or smoke
Damned - if I steal your jokes
I'll be Damned - If I go for broke
Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah
I'll be
Damned - if I drink or smoke
Damned - if I steal your jokes
I'll be Damned - If I go for broke
I'm Damned if I do, and damned if I don't
I'll be
Damned
I'll be
Damned
I'll be
Damned
I'll be
Damned
I'll be Damned, I'll be Damned
I'll - Be - Damned