In a land made of strings
where the hills are balls of twine
and the doctor knits the son
down in a baseball diamond mine
and the mozzarella sweater
gets sewn to the tits
where the lump behind the sheet
is where the tumor took a shit

and i'll be getting head
under the rainbow (x3)

well we came upon a cracker
and we all came on this cracker
and the last one had to eat it and she did
but it she threw it up like a hoo-er
so the sunshine stabbed right through her
like a hoo-er on a skewer in the wind

and i'll be getting head
under the rainbow (x3)

now the king was reading comics
when he stepped into some vomit
and he screamed like 40 wolves being burnded alive
and i rode my dolphin adam
and he fed my dolphin stars
he fed my dolphin stars
like you'd put gasoline in cars

papa was smart
but mama said i wasn't
now i've got a million dollars
but who doesn't
gonna go the graveyard
to get some beggin' done
gonna dig up megan
and cut out my son