I've done summat bad
I don't know what it is
I've murdered someone
I know not who it is

What happened?
It aint fair
I was drunk at the time!

chorus:
The men in white suits
No wait, not them...
The guards in blue shirts
And stiff grey pants
Comin' to take me away....
Comin' to take me away....

I've figured it out
'Twas an old guy
Some sort of priest
My ass is in deep trouble
Deep, Deep trouble

Oh no
Why's life such a bitch?

chorus

Takin' me away

I'm not a little bit happy
Cos my life's just ended