My plain Jane never wear
A-no lipstick or paint
You know she?ll never try
To be what she ain?t.

Come early in the mornin'
You can hear the fellas call ? woo!
Well, plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
So we can have a ball.

Help me now ?

Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
Come out tonight, come out tonight
Plain Jane won?t-cha come out tonight
An? spend some time with me.

Her mouth's a little too wide
And her nose a wee bit long
And when you take a good look at her
Her shape seems all wrong.

But, she got this certain somethin'
That's so hard to define
And I wish that certain somethin'
Was mine, all mine, all mine ? woo!

Well, now ? plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
Come out tonight, come out tonight
A-plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
Spend some time with me.

Ooh, wee!
Oh, yeah!

I used to go with glamour girls
Who wore silks day and night
But plain Jane?s gotta cotton dress
And it don't fit her right.

I could never, never tell you
Why I love her like I do
But if you took her out for one fine night
You'd feel the same way too.

Won't-cha now ?

Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
Come out tonight, come out tonight
Plain Jane won't-cha come out tonight
An? spend some time with me.

I said ? spend the time with me ?
Woo ? plain Jane ?
I love her just the same ?
Oh ? plain Jane.