Eat, sleep and crap
For to prey on your needs
Down a dark street
In backwater Leeds
I seen yer comin?
Come in, lads!
You seen the ad?
Too bad, bad, bad

What you get
Is what you see
It?s a trickledown theory
And it?s coming to me
Life?s a whip-round
And I?ve got the whip
It?s a sinking ship
Drip, drip, drip

Drip, drip, drip goes the water

Take me in
Throw me out
Put me up
Let me down

Dark, satanic
Run-of-the-mill
Sing us a song
And I?ll send you the bill
My nicotine grip
My smokin? gun
It?s how I get my fun
Better run, run, run

Your olfactory nerves
All up the spout
You can?t smell a rat
When your rose is out
Rent-to-kill
By any other name
Kiss an old flame
Shame, shame, shame

Drip, drip, drip goes the water

Take me in
Throw me out
Put me up
Let me down