Oh...you humor me today,
calling me out to play,
with your telescope eyes, metal teeth,
I can't be seen with you, you freak.

go cry, go run away,
Let your short legs carry you away,
With your big dress and your dirty hair,
Your prince waiting for you,
Just get far, far away from me,
I don't want your disease.

Please don't make me cry,
Please don't make me cry,
I'm just like you I know you know,
I'm just like you so leave me alone

Dear Matthew, why can't you see?
You're just not near enough like me
With your telescope eyes, metal teeth
I can't be seen with you.

Please don't make me cry,
Please don't make me cry,
I'm just like you I know you know,
I'm just like you so leave me alone

Please don't make me cry,
Please don't make me cry,
I'm just like you I know you know,
I'm just like you so leave me alone

(Guitar Bridge)

Please don't make me cry,
Please don't make me cry,
I'm just like you I know you know,
I'm just like you so leave me alone

Please don't make me cry,
Please don't make me cry,
I'm just like you I know you know,
I'm just like you so leave me alone

Oh, you humor me today...