Chorus Repeat 2x

Hi My Name Is What My Name Is Who
My Name Is Scratches Slim Shady
Hi My Name Is Huh My Name Is What
My Name Is Scratches Slim Shady

Ahem Excuse Me
Can I Have The Attention Of The Class
For One Second

Eminem
Hi Kids Do You Like Violence (Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Wanna See Me Stick Nine Inch Nails Through Each One Of My Eyelids (Uh Huh)
Wanna Copy Me And Do Exactly Like I Did (Yeah Yeah)
Try 'cid And Get Fucked Up Worse That My Life Is (Huh)
My Brain's Dead Weight I'm Tryin To Get My Head Straight
But I Can't Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Want To Impregnate (Ummmm)
And Dr Dre Said 'Slim Shady You A Basehead' (Uh Uhhh)
'So Why's Your Face Red Man You Wasted'
Well Since Age Twelve I've Felt Like I'm Someone Else
Cause I Hung My Original Self From The Top Bunk With A Belt
Got Pissed Off And Ripped Pamela Lee's Tits Off
And Smacked Her So Hard I Knocked Her Clothes Backwards Like Kris Kross
I Smoke A Fat Pound Of Grass And Fall On My Ass
Faster Than A Fat Bitch Who Sat Down Too Fast
C'mere Slut 'Shady Wait A Minute That's My Girl Dog'
I Don't Give A Fuck God Sent Me To Piss The World Off

Chorus

Eminem
My English Teacher Wanted To Have Sex In Junior High
The Only Problem Was My English Teacher Was A Guy
I Smacked Him In His Face With An Eraser Chased Him With A Stapler
And Stapled His Nuts To A Stack Of Papers (Owwwwwwww)
Walked In The Strip Club Had My Jacket Zipped Up
Flashed The Bartender Then Stuck My Dick In The Tip Cup
Extraterrestrial Kill A Pedestrian Rape A Lesbian
While They Screamin 'Let's Just Be Friends'
Ninety Nine Percent Of My Life I Was Lied To
I Just Found Out My Mom Does More Dope Than I Do
I Told Her I'd Grow Up To Be A Famous Rapper
Make A Record About Doin Drugs And Name It After Her (Oh Thank You)
You Know You Blew Up When The Women Rush The Stands
And Try To Touch Your Hands Like Some Screamin Usher Fans (Aaahhhhhh)
This Guy At White Castle Asked For My Autograph
(Dude Can I Get Your Autograph)
So I Signed It 'Dear Dave Thanks For The Support Asshole'

Chorus

Eminem
Stop The Tape This Kid Needs To Be Locked Away (Get Him)
Dr Dre Don't Just Stand There Operate
I'm Not Ready To Leave It's Too Scary To Die
I'll Have To Be Carried Inside The Cemetery And Buried Alive
Am I Comin Or Goin I Can Barely Decide
I Just Drank A Fifth Of Vodka Dare Me To Drive (Go Ahead)
All My Life I Was Very Deprived I Ain't Had A Woman In Years
And My Palms Are Too Hairy To Hide (Whoops)
Clothes Ripped Like The Incredible Hulk (Hachhh)
I Spit When I Talk I'll Fuck Anything That Walks (C'mere)
When I Was Little I Used To Get So Hungry I Would Throw Fits
How You Gonna Breast Feed Me Mom (Wahhh)
You Ain't Got No Tits (Wahhh)
I Lay Awake And Strap Myself In The Bed
Put A Bulleproof Vest On And Shoot Myself In The Head (Bang)
I'm Steamin Mad (Arrrggghhh)
And By The Way When You See My Dad (Yeah)
Tell Him That I Slit His Throat In This Dream I Had