[Fabolous]:
Yeah, I'm a Ghetto Superstar nigga
Most niggas trying to get one chick, right?
I'm trying to get two
You know, two is always better than one, right?
Yeah....

[Verse 1]:
I'm tryin' to kill two birds with one stone
It's 151's prone, that have you and hun's stoned
Trying the unknown
Doing things I know ya'll parents wouldn't con-done
It's you, her and me, eyes too blurred to see
Speech too slurred to G
But you know "Young'n" would love to
See ya upon each other, feeling on me me while tonguin' each other
Wow, it's a wonderful thing
To hav a pretty female under each wing
The cake can probably Pollie, both of these Barbie Dollies
Tat take off their Rockavalis?
My job is narly from getting slobbed on Harley's
Gettin' smoke from the supplier, robbin' Marley
I hope this ain't tookin' wrong
But Ma, now I wanna see how both of ya'll look in thongs

[Chorus]:
I got a bad bitch on my left side (ow)
Bad bitch on my right side (okay)
I suggest it be best if we get by
Said a bad bitch on my left side (ow)
Bad bitch on my right side (okay)
I suggest it be best if we get by

[Verse 2]:
I'm willing to geese 'em if they feelin' a threesome
I'm pulling up in the GT before the dealers release them
I ain't with the blazay blah
Cause I hold the record for the most menage a trois and lame taj
I got a bad chick on my left lap
Bad chick on my right lap
Do as I suggest, I confess
At my request they gon' get right
So when you see lipstick on both cheecks
That mean I slip dick in both freaks
They started calling me Two Time Johnny
After repeatedly leaving the clube with two damn mami's
This brother done had 'em
From close friends, the girls all know each other from Adam
I'm always this humble, boo, hell yes
It's cool for you girlfriend to come through too

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]:
At the most it'll take an hour together
To get these girls from dancing with each other
In to taking showers together
They know, it's a studio in Fab crib
One of ya'll can rock the mic while the other one ad libs
Boo, my government is personal
But I got enough sets of twins to make a Doublemint commercial
After tryin' X, I can only splurge what ya'll be tryin' next
The stacks that I be splurging have girl in the back of the Excursion
Forgetting 'bout the fact that they was virgins
I don't care who you bringing with you
Just let her know that I'm poking her while fingering you
I love that thing you do
And I know about the tongue and nipple
But I ain't know you had a ring in it too
I can tell when they came, cause they start spelling my name
Like F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S (ow)

[Chorus]