Verse 1
Excuse Me Can You Help Me Straighten Out My Head
I Got A New Friend By The Name Of Mr Z
Well What's Wrong With That Don't You Like What You See
Hmm If I Had A Choice Yo I'd Rather Be Me
You See He's Kinda Not Like A Kinda Average Kinda Guy
Kinda Say What Kinda Say Why
Did You See What He Did To His Cat
I's All Big And Fat And Now It Wears Caps

Here We Go Again

Chorus
Mr Zuvallopa Got A Crazy Life
With A House On The Corner For His Kids And Wife
Works All Day Tryin' To Make Ends Meet
Just The Same As Everybody Does Down His Street
Mr Zuvallopa Got A Brand New Car
But He Likes A Little Drink So He Can't Drive Far
He Uses To Have A Mini But He's Six Foot Four
Mr Zuvallopa Don't Want It Anymore

Verse 2
Yo You Gotta Sit Back Relax While I Hit You With A Tale
Of A Guy Who Would Try But He's Always Gonna Fail
M I S T E R Z
He Doesn't Realize That It Wasn't Really Meant To Be
Him Up At The Top He'd Never Wanna Stop
The Fool Up In The Pool Doin' A Big Belly Flop
Now Even Sunbathing He Could Never Get It Right
Cause He Even Tried To Do It In The Middle Of The Night

Here We Go Again

Chorus
Mr Zuvallopa Got A Crazy Life
With A House On The Corner For His Kids And Wife
Works All Day Tryin' To Make Ends Meet
Just The Same As Everybody Does Down His Street
Mr Zuvallopa Got A Brand New Car
But He Likes A Little Drink So He Can't Drive Far
He Uses To Have A Mini But He's Six Foot Four
Mr Zuvallopa Don't Want It Anymore

Repeat Til End