Just two minutes from the sea
Every room equipped with ancient-cy
Life is fun, for everyone
Down at holiday inn.

Breakfast in the dining room,
And guess which ones are on their honey-moon
Blushing bride, trying to hide
Down at holiday inn

So come on people
We musn't be late
Theres a lot to do.
And they'll be people
Standin in the bathroom queue
Don't let it happen to you.

Life goes marrily along,
To the music of the dinner gong.
Potted plants, maiden aunts
Down at holiday inn.

Home made marmalade for two
Swimsuits hanging on the balcony.
If you can, get your tan.
Down at the holiday inn.

So come on people
You mustn't be late
Theres a lot to do
And they'll be people
Standin in the bathroom queue
Don't let it happen to you.

Home made marmalade for two
Swimsuits hanging on the balcony.
If you can, get your tan.
Down at the holiday inn.

Come next year, i'll be here.
Down at the holiday inn
Down at the holiday inn
Down at the holiday inn