"Kiss my ass!" I said
and I threw my drink
It came a-trickling
Down his business suit
Must be the Irish blood
Fight before you think
Turn it down
You can't cowtow
You can't undo it
It's his town
And that went down
Like a lead balloon
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He said "Sic her, Rover"
That went over
Like a lead balloon
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Lead balloon

An angry man is just an angry man
But an angry woman
Bitch!
I had to ask him for a helping hand
It came with the heart
Of a Bonaparte
Of a frozen fish
It's his town
And that went down
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
He said "Sic her, Rover"
That went over
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon

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Lead balloon

It's his town
and that went down
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead balloon
He said "Sic her, Rover"
That went over
Like a lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead lead lead lead balloon
Lead balloon