I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
she was like all "ehhhh"
and i was like "whatever"

Then this chick walks up to me
and she's all like
"hey aren't you that dude"
and im like, "yeah, whatever"

So later, im at the pool hall & this girl comes
up and shes like"aww"
and im like "yeah whatever"

Cuz this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!

And then its 3 am and im on the corner
wearin my leather
this dude comes up and he's like ,"hey punk'

Then im throwin dice in the alley
officer Leroy comes up and is like
"hey i thought i told u ..."
and im like "yeah whatever!"

And then up comes Zafo
I'm like "yo, Zafo whats up ?"
hes like" nothin"
i'm like thats cool

cuz this is my United States of Whatever
and this is my United States of Whatever