I thought you were the one
When I heard 'Holidays In The Sun'
Come from your bedroom

But my mind started to stray
When I saw Youth of Today
Mixed with your singles

What's with this underdog
and this GNR EP?
I don't think Hanoi rocks
and I don't want your Paul Stanley
Next to my Subhumans Gatefold
I'm not trying to be a jerk
But I don't think this record merger's gonna work

But when I saw Christ On Parade
and This Is Boston, Not L.A.
I knew you were the one

I knew you were for me
When I saw the first Vandals EP

I saw SNFU and cool
I owned that record too

It seems we both got Social Unrest
and sung 'She's A Pervert Nurse'
We both got the first pressings
of How Could Hell Be Any Worse?
I knew you were the one

So now we got two Earth ADs
We got two Killing Jokes
We got two adolescents
Got Peni's and two the crews
We got two Someone Got Their Head Kicked In's
We got two Declines, two Damaged
and two Jealous Agains

I knew you were the one
When I saw Machine Gun Etiquette
I knew you were the one
When I saw the Peace War comp.

We got two articles of faith
31 minutes of group sex
We got a couple of avengers
and a pair of out of steps
We got 2 what we do is secret
We got 2 TSOL's
We got 2 freedom of choices
We got 2 three hits from hells
I knew you were the one