Will you kiss me again so I can pretend
We're kissing for the first time?
Because when we kissed for the first time
I was distracted
I couldn't believe it was true
That I was truly, really, finally kissing you

Will you hug me again so I can pretend
We're embracing for the first time?
Because when you held me for the first time
I lost my senses
I couldn't believe it was real
Inside I was laughing and dancing like peppermint eels

You are a miracle like Madeline Meech
Consoling moaning stallions on the beach
While they choke up foam for the tide
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha

May we dance again so I can pretend
We're dancing for the first time?
Because when we danced for the first time
I was so nervous
I could hardly stay on my feet
My felicity must not have been very discreet

Will you give me your hand so I can pretend
I'm holding it for the first time?
Let's do everything for the first time forever
And if forever you are my friend
I'll never, ever feel unhappy again

You are a miracle like Hanze Cercheek
Transposing scores by Satie
On the beak of an inimical red-breasted lark
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha