This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty"

What's you're problem Dickhead

1st Verse

Don't kick my dog dickhead

Don't beep at me dickhead

Why d'you mug me off in my car dickhead

Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead

Theres a dickhead in you're mouth

A dickhead on parade

Do not have kids

Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead

Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead

Why d'you piss me off in first class dickhead

I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead

Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart

Where's the Chorus dickhead

Chorus

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends

They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends

I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely?baby

2nd Verse

If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead

What d'you expect dickhead

Radiohead dickhead

This is pop dickhead

Size tens dickhead

break you're shins dickhead

My security are a viscious crew

They'll kick fuck out of you

Only if I ask them to, but

They'll kick fuck out of you

You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance

I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead

She was looking at me dickhead

Who do I think I am dickhead

Who the fuck are you dickhead

You must have me confused

With someone who gives a shit

I've found the dickhead of the year

And you are fucking it dickhead

Where's the chorus?no chorus.. dickhead

Chorus 2

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends

They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends

I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely?baby

The Tofty Rap

I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah

I've got a bucket of shit

I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah

I've got a bucket of shit

Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit

I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah

I've got a bucket of shit

Verse 3

Why d'you cut me up in my car dickhead

Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead

I've got nothing for you dickhead

Go to bed dickhead

Don't wake up dickhead

Who gives a fuck dickhead

No one gives a fuck about you cos you're a dickhead true

See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you, dickhead

Chorus 3

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends

They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby

Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends

I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely?baby

Dickhead