What a drag it is getting old
Kids are different today
I hear every mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter
Of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way
Gets her through her busy day
Things are different today
I hear every mother say
Cooking fresh meat for her husband's such a drag
So she buys her instant cake
And she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter
Of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way
Gets her through her busy day
Doctor please!
Some more of these!
Out side the door
She took four more
What a drag it is getting old
Men just aren't the same today
I hear every mother say
They just don't appriciate when you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy
You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter
Of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night
Try to minimize your plight
Doctor Please!
Some more of these!
Outside the door
She took four more
What a drag it is getting old
Life's just much to hard today
I hear every mother say
The pursuit of happiness just seeme a bore
And if you take more of those
You will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter
Of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way
Through your busy dying day