Goddamn You Half Japanese Girls
Do It To Me Every Time
Oh The Redhead Said You Shred The Cello
And I'm Jello Baby
But You Won't Talk Won't Look Won't Think Of Me
I'm The Epitome Of Public Enemy
Why You Wanna Go And Do Me Like That
Come Down On The Street And Dance With Me

I'm A Lot Like You So Please Hello I'm Here I'm Waiting
I Think I'd Be Good For You And You'd Be Good For Me

I Asked You To Go To The Green Day Concert
You Said You Never Heard Of Them
How Cool Is That
So I Went To Your Room And Read Your Diary
Watching Grunge Leg Drop New Jack Trough Presstable
And Then My Heart Stopped
Listening To Cio Cio San Fall In Love All Over Again

How Stupid Is It I Can't Talk About It
I Gotta Sing About It And Make A Record Of My Heart
How Stupid Is It Won't You Gimme A Minute
Just Come Up To Me And Say Hello To My Heart
How Stupid Is It For All I Know You Want Me Too
And Maybe You Just Don't Know What To Do
Or Maybe You're Scared To Say I'm Falling For You

I Wish I Could Get My Head Out Of The Sand
'cuz I Think We'd Make A Good Team
And You Would Keep My Fingernails Clean
But That's Just A Stupid Dream That I Won't Realize
'cuz I Can't Even Look In Your Eyes Without Shakin' And I Ain't Fakin'
I'll Bring Home The Turkey If You Bring Home The Bacon