In the mall, in the fall, we're sneaking to the emergency hall
First we smoke then have a smoke, get change for tokens and a pretzel and Coke

Now we're ready
In the mall, I was in the mall
Keep it steady
In the mall, I was in the mall
In the mall!

Holidays are on their way, these decorations have so much to say
Loses meaning, going west, don't get facetious or you don't get the best

Bells are ringing
In the mall, I was in the mall.
Now we're singing
In the mall, I was in the mall.
I was in the mall! I was in the mall!

Take the elevator to the escalator ride it down and start again!

All together
In the mall, I was in the mall
No place better
In the mall, I was in the mall
I was in the mall, in the mall!