I'm never satisfied with three meals a day
While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away
Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light

Right, yeah,
if no one's 'round to see you, it don't matter if you snack all night

A million chicken bones are under my bed
A pile of Twinkie wrappers all 'round my head
Jelly doughnuts to the left of me,
Got a bag of chocolate chips on the right

Right, yeah,
if you don't mind the cal'ries, it don't matter if you snack all night