This is a story about a friend of mine;
He is abnormally intelligent;
He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt;
But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town,
He let here take him away from me so I had to ask him how;
That's when he said, "She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! "She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She even knows when I pee! I think eventually she'll make a meal out of me."

Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without;
"Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
; One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out; 'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without.
That's why I'm talking to you now.
Sarah lives with Bradley now, I guess that is how she wants her shit;
He needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit;
I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday;
She sat down and spilled her guts to me;
That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay;
Instead she said, "He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I think eventually he'll make a meal out of me."

Chorus
That's why I'm talking to you now;
Talking to; That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking to.
Talking to; That's why I'm talking to, That's why I'm talking, talking, talking to you NOW!
Because, your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without.