Readin' my paper in Ray's Cafe
The ol' guy next to me is loud as day.
Rambled and rambled while eatin' his pie,
He dropped his wallet, now it's mine uh-huh.

Sorry old man but that's just the way that it is,
Don't bother none.
Won't help at all to worry 'bout it.

Picked up the wallet and slipped outside,
Walked around and walked around and walked around town.
I found my nerve and a good place to hide,
Only to find no cash inside, uh-huh!

? Oh well, I guess that's just the way that it is,
Don't bother none.
Won't help at all to worry 'bout it.

I got thirsty so I went to a bar,
Met a li'l darlin' with the face of a star.
In the mornin', woke up to find
She stole my car along with my heart, yeah yeah.

? REPEAT

Wish she'd give me back my heart, uh-huh.

? REPEAT