Insane - Eminem

I was born with a d_ck in my brain, yeah f_cked in the head
My stepfather said that I s_cked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my d_ck s_cked in the shed
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I f_ck you in the b_tt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said "I don't know what the f_ck's up with this kid!
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
"Debbie don't let that f_cker get you upset
Go in there, stick a f_ckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it,
I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ah go f_ck his brains out, if any's left in his head"

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

"Did you get him?" Naaw, f_cker tried to bite my face off I just got f_ckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the f_ckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherf_cker's got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every f_ckin' thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac, that's Shady dog
Man that motherf_cker's gangsta, ain't he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that f_ckin' brain of yours
Say no more, what the f_ck you waitin' for, sing along

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

Don't you know what felch means? (yeah), well then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching
F_ck him in the ass, s_ck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
F_ck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping "Shady what the f_ck you saying?"
I don't know help me! What the f_ck's happening, I think I'm f_cking melting
"Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said no,
I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"

[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

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