Under The Influence - Eminem

Eminem Imitates A Record Played Backwards

So You Can S_ck My D_ck If You Don't Like My Sh_t
Cause I Was High When I Wrote This So S_ck My D_ck Ha Ha
Two Pills I Pop 'til My Pupils Swell Up Like Two Pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood In His Mid Twenties
A Young Ass Man With A Trash Can Strapped To The Back Of His Ass
So The Rats Can't Chew Through His Last Pants
I'm Like A Mummy At Night Fightin With Bright Lightning
Frightened With Five Little White Vicadin Pills Bitin Him
I'm Like A F_ckin Wasp In The Hospital Lost
Stingin The F_ck Outta Everything I Come Across In The Halls
I Light A Candle And Place It Up On The Mantle
Grab A Knife At The Blade And Stab You With The F_ckin Handle
So When You Find Yourself Wrapped Up In The Blinds Hurtin
Swifty B_tch It's Too Late
Eminem Cause Once You're Hung From The Drapes It's Curtains

I'm An Instigator 380 Slug Penetrator
Degradin Creatin Murders To Kill Haters
Accused For Every Crime Known Through The Equator
They Knew I Did It Uh Huh For Havin Blood On My 'gators
My Weed'll Hit Yo' Chest Like A Double Barrel Gauge An'
I'm A Black Grenade That'll Blow Up In Yo' Face Blam
With A Fifth In Me When I Guzzle Remi I Do Sh_t On Purpose
You Never Hear Me Say Forgive Me
I'm Snatchin Every Penny It Gotta Be That Way N_gga Face It
That Weed I Sold To You Brigade Laced It
You Hidin I Make The President Get A Facelift
N_ggaz Just Afraid Handin Me They Bracelets
Chillin In The Lab Wasted
I'm The Type That'll Drink Kahlua And Gin Throw Up On The Mic
Your Life Is Ruined You Get Socked Right On Site
And Even At The Million Man March We Gon' Fight

Chorus Eminem

So You Can S_ck My D_ck If You Don't Like My Sh_t
Cause I Was High When I Wrote This So S_ck My D_ck
Cause I Don't Give A F_ck If You Don't Like My Sh_t
Cause I Was High When I Wrote This So S_ck My D_ck

I'm A Compulsive Liar Settin My Preacher On Fire
Slashin Your Tires Flyin Down Fenkel And Meyers
Plates Expired Soon As I'm Hired I'm Fired
Jackin My D_ck Off In A Bed Of Barbed Wire
Hey Is Bizarre Performing B_tch Didn't You Read The Flyer
Special Invited Guest Will Be Richard Pryor
Aren't You A Male Dancer Nah B_tch I'm Retired
F_ckin Your B_tch In The Ass With A Tire Iron
I'm Ripped I'm On An Acid Trip
My Dj's In A Coma For Lettin The Record Skip Needle Pops
Lettin The Record Skip Needle Pops
Lettin The Record Skip Needle Pops Damn
Dj Reverses The Record And Scratches It Back On Beat
I'm F_ckin Anything When I'm Snortin
It's Gonna Cost 300 Dollars To Get My Pit Bull An Abortion
Dog Whines Some B_tch Asked For My Autograph
I Called Her A Whore Spit Beer In Her Face And Laughed
I Drop Bombs Like I Was In Vietnam
All B_tches Is Hoes Even My Stinkin Ass Mom

Aiyyo Flashback Two Feets Two Deep Up In That Ass Crack
Weed Laced With Somethin Gun Cocks N_gga Pass That
In Amsterdam We Only Hang Out With Hash Rats
At A 'stop The Violence' Rally I Blast Gats
Be Your Mom On Publishin Get Your Ascap Ped
The Kuniva Divide Up Your Cash Stack
Want Your Motherf_ckin Pockets Asap
I Don't Need A Platinum Chain B_tch I Snatch Shaq's
Born Loser Half Theif And Half Black
Bring Your Boys And Your Guns And Get Laughed At
B_tch Smacker Rich Rappers Get Their Jag Jacked
And Found Chopped Up In A Trash Bag

We Stranglin Rappers Until The Point They Can't Yell
Cause They Crew Is Full Of Fags And Sweeter Than Bake Sales
Reckless Come From Behind And Snatch Your Necklace
Gruesome And Causin More Violence Than Nine Hoodlums
I Grapple Your Adam's Apple Until It Crackle
Run Right Past You Turn Around Grab You And Stab You
Get Executed Cuz I'm A Luni
I Got A Yukmouth And It's Polluted
I Cock It Back Then Shoot It
I Love Snatchin Up Players Thugs And Young Ballers
Shoot Up The Household Even The Young Toddlers
Brigade Barricade To Bring The Noise
While The Bullets Break Your Bones Up Like Christmas Toys
If I Go Solo I'm Doin A Song With Bolo
A Big Chinese N_gga Screamin Kuniva Yo Yo
I Leave Ya Face Leakin Run Up In Church
And Smack The Preacher While He's Preachin
Take A Swing At The Deacon

Kon Artis
I Used To Tell Cats I Sold Weed And Weight
I Was Straight 'til I Got Caught Sellin Em Shake
I'm Ignorant With The Intent To Snatch Your Rent
I Got Kicked Out Of Summer Camp For Havin Sex In My Tent
With The Superintendent's Daughter My Brain's Out Of Order
I've Been A Kon Artis Since I Was Swimmin In Water
In Cahoots With This N_gga Named Fall Out Von
Who Got Fired From Ups For Tryin' To Send You A Bomb
Special Delivery I Signed To A Local Label For Fun
Say I Got Cancer Get Dropped Take The Advancement And Run
Driveby You In The Rain While You Carry Your Son
Call Your House And Hang Up On You For Not Givin Me None
Born Straight Up Out A P_ssy But A Son Of A Gun
Got A Reputation For Havin N_ggaz Runnin They Funds
Used To Be The Type Of N_gga That Was Foldin Some One's
'til I Met Your Fat Mama Now I'm Rollin In Dough


Haha S_ck My Motherf_ckin D_ck
D 12 Dirty Motherf_ckin Dozen
Nasty Like A Stank Sl_t B_tch With Thirty F_ckin Husbands
Bizarre Kid
Swifty Mcveigh
The Kon Artis
The Kuniva
Dirty Harry
Haha And Slim Shady

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