Alone with The Tv - Example

She cud have waited til I got home, now shes on the train while I'm on my own.

First thing this morning you ironed my s***rt for me,
At lunch break you were vibin on the fone.
This evenin I bought back DVDs but I'm alone with the tv.

It was nearly full time on the clock watchin Fulham v Man U
On the big plasma, as ma head turned round I scanned you
And tru ask for your digits cos ma attitude is can-do
And you played it cool waited 2 days then I rang you

We skipped the dinner part went straight to the cinema but back in a car one thing lead to an other thing and quite rapidly
Sweet, a real treat, took her home to be discrete, ended up getting hot and bothered on the three piece suite,
And though I didn't choose it, Jools Holland was the background music, on the tv sparks flew like a fuse lit -
Few weeks gone we were like Ross and Rachel, insatiable, bought you a candy floss lip gloss and a facial,
I could still taste you, even when you gone out the door, I'd face you, sittin on the sofa, lofas for sure, didn't care anymore,
If there was nothing on the BBC we got a DVD, then we sat alone with the tv

First thing this morning you ironed my s***rt for me,
At lunch break you were vibin on the fone.
This evenin I bought back DVDs but I'm alone with the tv.

Aah s***t I been dreaming again, this is summit chronic, spilt ma gin and tonic on ma wallet playin sonic on ma brand new flat screen Panasonic ,
That was then this is now, what a little cow think your f***ing clever take a f***ing bow, your a sick b****, you disavowed
I jus gone and got u that jacket you liked from reese, plus I came home with the latest release my mates said it made them crease,
Packets of malteasers and a few breezers, then you gone and cleared out the whole flat, all except for the freezer (jesus),
Jesus you even took my blender I used for my fruit juice, I sensed that before you must have a screw loose, its tru,
Dunno wot it was you jus seemed a bit mental, you were fierce, bit like stuart pierce when I asked for the money that I'd leant you,
And thats why it aint really a shock, that you run a mock in your clio with the guy that look a little bit like rio, you jus left me with a clip of you getting rinsed hard by your new bloke, so I stuck it on the net luv trust that aint a joke.

First thing this morning you ironed my s***rt for me,
At lunch break you were vibin on the fone.
This evenin I bought back DVDs but I'm alone with the tv.

As I wipe my runny nose on my sleeve I cant believe, you'd leave, also I've clearly run out of Kleenex, you've taken them too your a mean ex plus you even nabbed a couple of my vee necks when you left your day job, I shoulda known it was me next.
You didn't give a reason, for you leaving, was it cos of in Piccadilly it was pretty chilly and I left you there freezing sneezing with a cold,
I sold it, my apologies for my methodology, there was love there I was getting hot under the collar see,
Wait nah thats too basic lets face it, myidea didn't take you to the ivy on my first paycheck, I needed a raincheck, I was rude in the worst way, on your b***** birthday I forgot what, your card
Even though it was a Sunday and one way Clintons was closed, I cudda gone and got you a rose, I froze on the way to the market I suppose it was too late, I'd already kissed her, see I tried to resist her but I should have never banged your sister

First thing this morning you ironed my s***rt for me,
At lunch break you were vibin on the fone.
This evenin I bought back DVDs but I'm alone with the tv.
First thing this morning you ironed my s***rt for me,
At lunch break you were vibin on the fone.
This evenin I bought back DVDs but I'm alone with the tv.

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