Idiot Boyfriend - Jimmy Fallon


I know what you want
I know what you need
But, I'm gonna screw it up
'Cause I'm an idiot
And I'm your boyfriend
Yes I am

I'm gonna take you out
Leave my wallet home
Then I'll use your cell phone
Long distance
And I'm your boyfriend
Baby, I know I'm a man
who's made mistakes
I still got some learning to do
I made out with your best friend the other day
And now we're best friends too...yeah!


And I'm gonna get you a gift
But it's something I like too
Hope you like this Norelco Beard Trimmer with my name on it
And I'm your boyfriend

I'm goona get real drunk
And call my baby up at four o'clock in the morning
Wake you up
I'm an idiot
Pick up the phone

Now, look, let's get in my dad's SUV
And we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep
Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see
We'll put on some great DVDs I picked up
How about something like 'The Matrix'?

I can turn that boom box up
And make the bass
Smack the side of my mom's couch

Hey baby, do you like fine cooking?
'Cause I got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with your name on it

Check it out
I got a permenant wave
I got a Ogilvie home perm, baby

I honk the horn
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear you honk it!

Let me hear you say, "uhh, uhh!"(repeat)
Let me hear you say, "(insane heavy breathing)
oh, oh, yeah!"(repeat)

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