Son of Dick - Less Than Jake

Well D_ck's son has his CD's in neat lines
and has a dad that reads every sign and says
"I only drive 62.5"
well I, yeah I don't really mind
his coordinated closet and his folded clothes
but who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?

[Chorus:]
Well why's everybody sweating me
because I go to Dairy Queen
well why's everybody sweating me
I'm just the son of D_ck Ramsbee

His dad boils water by time
and measures sugar by the line
who tours the country in a winnebago
well his dad's an anal guy
and his roomate's stalked by the FBI
"Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?"
Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa

[Chorus]

I'm son of D_ck
I'm son of D_ck
I
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