Intro In A-Minor - Lil' Kim

[*Sound of a car driving on a busy street*]
[Taxi Driver:] Alright, sir, which side of the
street would you like to be on.
[Patron:] Yeah, that one. That side right there.
[Taxi Driver:] Yeah, okay.

The taxi driver is heard pulling over to let the man out.
[Taxi Driver:] Okay, that will be four-ninety please.
[Patron:] Yeah, yeah, here's five dollars. Keep the change.
[Taxi Driver:] Oh, f_ck you!

The car door slams shut and the man is heard walking.

[Box Office Worker:] May, I help you?
[Patron:] Yeah, ah, can, can, I have one for Little Kim. H_rdcore.
[Box Office Worker:] That will be ten dollars.

He hands her money and then walks through a door.

[Box Office Worker:] F_ckin' weirdo.

[*Lil' Kim's Big Momma Thang is playing in the background*]

[Concession Stand Worker:] Yeah, may I help you?
[Patron:] Yeah, ah, can I get a small order of popcorn, and
ah, ah, a large order of b_tter and just like a lot
of napkins please.
[Concession Stand Worker:] B_tter? Anyway, am, will that be all?
[Patron:] Yeah, ah...
[Concession Stand Worker:] That'll be six-ninety-five.

The patron hands another bill over.

[Concession Stand Worker:] Ah, man, why this sh_t so slimey?
[Patron:] Huh!

The patron is then heard walking from the concession stand
into the screen room. Lil' Kim and a man are heard moaning
and having sex. Porno music is heard in the background.

The patron unzips his zipper. Five seconds later and a
splashing noise is heard as the patron begins masturbating.

[Patron:]
Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby.
Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. Kim. Come on, Kim.
Come on. Yeah. Yeah.

The moans from the screen and the splash sound from the
masturbating patron continue.

[Patron:]
Yeah. Come on. Kim. Kim. Yeah. Yeah.
Work it, b_tch!

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