The Funny Song - Madonna
Went down to the local bar.
to buy my daddy a big cigar.
when i got home, he was dead.
somebody shot him in the head.
oh, dear daddy you're not gonna see me grieve 'cuase you brought out the worst in me.
when the funeral, it was through.
i have my self a barbecue.
Daddy's bones, they sure taste good.
I'd have killed him myself, if only i could.
oh, dear daddy you're not gonna see me sad 'cause everything you did was bad