Got an invitation to go to anarchy camp
There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting
All in an evening
The soundtrack will go multi-platinum
Barbeque a boca while the effigees burn
You may not wanna stay and see
How we take care of a turncoat
Christiana's kind of far away
So come along with me
We can dance and trip and be anarchists
Gonna get the manual
and put it in the oven till it cooks
We're gonna take the ashes to the Wassail and we'll take

Rules of Anarchy Camp: Reckless Abandonment
Random acts of dumbness will be rewarded
If you see somebody taking charge
You'll be expected to beat them
'Cause everyone who's no one will be participating
No one who is someone will never get to know
The joys of anarchism, destruction of the system, yeah

So come along with us
Salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus
Gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts
and we're never comin' home

Underwater basket-weaving
Meth-Amphetamine Symposiums
African killer spelling bees
Bowling in ice hocking rinks
Anarchy Camp's never inert (You think we don't know that it's)
Not much fun till someome gets hurt
So we're greasing up the rusty vert ramp
Time to make some reservations for next years Anarchy Camp