Shower Days - NOFX

In the morning I awake

I feel my bladder about to break

I scratch my balls I rub my eyes

Just feeling lousy

My girlfriend tells me that

It?s time to take a bath

I say, no, not today, it?s only tuesday

Once every 24 hours

I?m supposed to take a shower

That?s not the way I do it

Do it do it

Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind

I don?t want to do it

Do it do it

It doesn?t make a difference to me

Everyday I do the same old thing

So why should I have to be clean?

Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays

Also known as shower days

I hate them

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