Mimi Merlot - Of Montreal

Manuel's mouth filled
With foam upon discovering the properties
Of Mimi Merlot

Just imagine his chagrin
When he found she'd drugged him, tied him up
And locked him inside her wardrobe

On top of all of this, the boas hung above him
Made him sneeze
It's snowing all around inside Mimi's wardrobe

Oh, no, no
Now she's covering the wardrobe in aluminum foil
Oh, no, no

Then she sticks her little finger
Through the keyhole
And says:
"S_ck on it, and maybe I'll let you go!"
To which Manuel replies:
"Oh, you want me to s_ck... like this?"

Mimi Merlot, you're the most
Convincingly non-fictitious character
That I know

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