Darling Nikki - Prince
I knew a girl named Nikki,
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend!
I met her in a hotel lobby,
Masturbating with a magazine!
She said how'd you like to waste some time?
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind!
She took me to her castle,
I just couldn't believe my eyes!
She had so many devices,
Everything that money could buy!
She said: sign your name on the dotted line..
The lights went out and Nikki started to grind!
The castle started spinnin?,
Or maybe it was my brain!
I can't tell you what she did to me,
But me body will never be the same!
Oh her lovin? will kick your behind,
Oh she'll show you no mercy!
But she'll shout 'nuff, shout ?nuff, show you how to grind
I woke up the next morning,
Nikki wasn't there!
I looked all over,
All I found was a phone number on the stairs.
It said: ?Thank you for a funky time,
call me whenever u wanna grind!?
Oh Nikki.. Oh. Oh come back Nikki, come back!
Your darling little prince wanna grind, grind, grind..