Asian Hooker - Steel Panther

I'm in Tokyo
looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
but I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my d_ck
And the b_tch is on her knees

S_cky F_cky
S_cky F_cky
S_cky F_cky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little motherf_cker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocks_cker!

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
cuz my d_ck won't work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
by a dude who knows Thai-chi

S_cky F_cky
S_cky F_cky
S_cky F_cky
smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother f_cker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocks_cker!

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm f_ckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just f_cking hookers in the can
F_ck the rest of the band
I'm f_cking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm f_ckin gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother f_cker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocks_cker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's f_ck some Asian
Hookers!!!!

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