Critter - Steel Panther

If you love your lady then here's some good advice
If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice
If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast
So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass

Hit her in the sh_tter
Treat her like a critter
F_ck that lady right
Hit her in the sh_tter
Treat her like a critter
She won't put up a fight

If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys
When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes
Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean
She'd really want to f_ck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem
Then you can
Hit her in the sh_tter
Treat her like a critter
F_ck that dancer girl
Hit her in the sh_tter
Treat her like a critter
Just like Ron Jeremy would
Hit her in the sh_tter
Treat her like a critter
Use your spit for lube
Hit her in the sh_tter
Treat her like a critter
Screw her poopie tube

Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song)
Don't be afraid to get some peanuts on your dong
Hit her in the sh_tter
Gotta treat her like a critter

Treat her like a critter
F_ck f_ck yeah
Treat her like a critter
Woah, she really likes it
Treat her like a critter
Yeah, my little sl_t girl
Treat her like a critter
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
She likes it in the ass
Ooh yeah yeah yeah

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