Pussywhipped - Steel Panther

Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight
The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight

Your excuses are getting pretty lame
The malady you suffer has a name

P_ssywhipped
Your balls don't have a chance
P_ssywhipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
P_ssywhipped

Your new b_tch has got you on the shortest rope
Yeah yeah yeah
Now your d_ck gets s_cked about as much as the Pope's
Holy hell

Yeah she's pretty, but no one is that fine
What you need to do is grow a spine

P_ssywhipped
Your girl locked up your nuts
P_ssywhipped
And now you can't bang the sl_ts
P_ssywhipped

I was in a situation like the one you've got
Jumping through those hoops each day because the chick was hot
Well I was p_ssywhipped like you but now my d_ck is wise
You need to tell your d_ck to open up its f_cking eyes
Open up your eyes

We're all getting so tired of this game
The sickness you've contracted has a name

P_ssywhipped
Your balls don't have a chance
P_ssywhipped
Your girlfriend wears the pants
P_ssywhipped
You're calling it "romance"
P_ssywhipped
Your whore's got you in a trance
P_ssywhipped, whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped

You're whipped!

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