Stupid Questions - The Lox

[Interviewer 1:]
Uh... Uh... Ex... Uh... Ex... Excuse me, guys!
The Lox! Lox! Lox!
Excuse me! Alright... Excuse me! Excuse me, Sheek! Stylez! Stylez! Jada!

[Sheek:]
Oh my God, What!?

[Stylez P:]
Yo!

[Jadakiss:]
Yeah, what's up?

[Interviewer 1:]
What about Benzino?
Are you guys safe in Boston?
I heard he has a lot of Love and Hip Hop fans

[Stylez P:]
Who?

[Sheek:]
Go ahead, P, answer that sh_t

[Jadakiss:]
Ask Mona Scott!

[Stylez P:]
F_ck you mean, are we safe in Boston?

[Jadakiss:]
We safe everywhere, n_gga!

[Stylez P:]
Are you f_ckin' safe right now? F_ck you up!

[Jadakiss:]
That's why I hate doing these stupid ass interviews

[Interview 1:]
Uh, Beanie Sigel, Freeway... Uh... Philadelphia is very dangerous
How do you guys feel about that?

[Sheek:]
Yes, homie, yes, we f_cks with Philly

[Stylez P:]
I'm f_ckin' very dangerous!

[Jadakiss:]
The bol over here drawling
This n_gga d_ck eatin'
I thought it was an interview; this n_gga d_ck eatin'

[Interviewer 2:]
Guys, Guys, Guys!
Over here, over here!
What's up with you and Puff?
Are you guys still cool?
Is there any beef?

[Sheek:]
Ah, man
Aye, listen, man!

[Stylez P:]
Are you f_ckin' serious, like, yo!?
We just got off f_ckin' tour!

[Jadakiss:]
We just got on tour!
We just got off tour, d_ck head!
Didn't you hear Money Making Mitch, ass hole?

[Stylez P:]
Yo, use a dumb, b_tch
Ay, yo! Get the f_ck outta here

[Jadakiss:]
Where the f_ck you been the last sixty days, you stupid b_tch!

[Stylez P:]
What the f_ck, yo!?

[Interviewer 2:]
I saw 50 the other day and he said y'all were still cool
Is that true? I mean, what do you, what do you have to say? Do you have any comments about that?

[Jadakiss:]
Man, he on the tenth series of Power
That sh_t was a little bit after the Fresh Fest
What's wrong with you, lady?

[Interviewer 2:]
One more question! One more question!
Is it true? Is it true? Is one of y'all f_ckin' Amber?
Which one? Who?

[Sheek:]
Listen, man
Ain't nobody f_ckin' no Amber
Listen, baby
After this, me and you gone f_ck
You cool?

[Interviewer 2:]
Okay, okay, okay

[Sheek:]
Okay, baby

[Interviewer 2:]
Okay, one more question, guys
This is serious, please
Do you guys... I... you gotta tell me
Do you guys get really really high?
Do you guys do percs, lean, third party drugs

[Jadakiss:]
Definitely!

[Sheek:]
You outta pocket

[Jadakiss:]
Third party?

[Interviewer 2:]
Are you guys apart of the illuminate?
Everybody wants to know
These are things people want to know
Come on

[Jadakiss:]
B_tch, is you crazy?

[Stylez P:]
Ay, yo, get the f_ck outta here, you stupid ass b_tch!

[Sheek:]
Oh my God, man

[Interviewer 3:]
Hold up, b_tch!
It's my turn

[Sheek:]
Him over there
Next question

[Interviewer 3:]
Now, Sheek, where were you at?
Jenny From the Block
All of these hit songs
We need to know, where was you at?

[Sheek:]
Listen, I told you I ain't have no plans on getting on nothing else
Stylez and Kiss was killing sh_t out there, man
But, yo, straight up, I'll f_ck you up, though
Yo, yo, you hear me?

[Interviewer 3:]
Right, right, right right right
Right right right
Aight, alright

[Sheek:]
Real talk, n_gga

[Interviewer 1:]
Y'all from Yonkers, right?

[Jadakiss:]
Duh!

[Interviewer 1:]
How was it growing up with DMX?

[Jadakiss:]
How was it growing up with your mother?

[Interviewer 1:]
Did y'all like Mary in that Hillary commercial
I didn't like that sh_t

[Stylez P:]
You better chill before you get f_cked up

[Jadakiss:]
Word

[Sheek:]
Kristy, keep this shoot moving, man

[Interviewer 1]
I f_cked up
I know
That's on me
I f_cked up at the end

[The Lox:]
Next question! Next question! Next question!

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