Alimony - Weird Al Yankovic

Here she comes now, wants her alimony.
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony.
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now.
Well first she took my nest egg, then she took the nest.
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

'Cause she took my car,
My shoes...and my toothbrush too.
Too sad.
Ah-she the gift of grab.
I'm in debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt.

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony.
Tryin' to squeeze blood from a stonee-stony.
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah.
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get, get, get, get, get.

Well I'm out of dough.
I'm's no joke.
The check's in the mail...get off
My back...cut me some slack.
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do?
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due?
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue?
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) *cha-ching!*

Alimony, mony, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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