Baby Likes Burping - Weird Al Yankovic

You know my baby likes burping.
You know my baby's kinda nauseating.
[burps]
My little vulgar one is so gross,
'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes
[burps]

And out in public it's embarrassing.
She'll burp at anyone or anything.
She's so revolting and disgusting
And repulsive to me, yeah!

My little lady's so obnoxious.
Today she walked onto a Greyhound bus goin'
[burps]
And then a couple hours later,
My baby's in a crowded elevator.
[burps]

That little filthy pig is so obscene.
I'm really glad she doesn't like beans.
She's so revolting and disgusting
And repulsive to me, yeah!

Oh, I wonder what's her trip.
Oh, she'd better can it quick.
Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.

If baby does it anymore,
I think I'll just pretend like I don't know her.
[burps]
You know my baby likes burping.
You know my baby is really sickening!
[burps]

That's enough! That's it!
[record scratch]

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