Buy Me a Condo - Weird Al Yankovic

chorus: Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I'm gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on

Wo-o-o, used to live in Jamaica
But I don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings I never done before
So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman
Living in dis American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

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Wo, gonna cut off me dread-locks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a Tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruit
And a microwave oven too
Then I'll have the neighbors over
For a weenie barbecue

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Ain't gonna work in the field no more
Gonna be Am-way distributor
Ain't gonna work in the field no more, no, no
Gonna be Am-way distributor
(Jah) Jah, jah, jah
Life is so very hard
I need a (jah) jah, jah, jah
Jacuzzi in my backyard

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What you say?

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What you say?

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