Melanie - Weird Al Yankovic

chorus: Me-he-he-helanie,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building.
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap.
I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably
never would have found her,
If I hadn't bought that telescope.


I just can't understand it.
Why won't you return my phone calls?
Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat?
If you'd just say the word, I'm certain that our love would last
forever and ever,
Or are you too dumb to realize that?


How can you ignore me, when you know that I can't live without you?
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you.
Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie,
Why won't you go out with me?

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead.
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true.
I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out from the sixteenth story
window right above you.
Now I may be dead but I still love you.

(chorus repeated 5 times)

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