Trigger Happy - Weird Al Yankovic

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right.
Gat an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night.
There's no feeling any greater
Than to shoot first and ask questions later.
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day.

Well, you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right.
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight.
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson,
That oughta teach 'em all a darn good lesson.
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day.

(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy.
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy.
(Oh, baby I'm) trigger, trigger happy.
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy.
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy.
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy.
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away.

Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den.
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again.
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad.
You know, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day.

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet.
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet.
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead,
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead.
Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day.

(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy.
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy.
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy.
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy.
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy.
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy.
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away.

Come on and grab your ammo.
What have you got to lose?
We'll get all liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves.

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight.
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight.
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk.
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day.

(Oh yeah, I'm) trigger, trigger happy.
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy.
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy.
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy.
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy.
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy.
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away.

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