Has Been - William Shatner

Has been
Has been
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You callin' me, has been?
What'd you say your name is?
Never done jack
Glad to meet ya
Who's your friend?
Don't say d_ck
Whaddya know?
And you friend, what's your handle?
Two thumbs Don

Riding on their armchairs
They dream of wealth and fame
Fear is their companion
Nintendo is their game
Never done jack and two thumbs Don
And sidekick don't say d_ck
We'll laugh at others failures
Though they have not done sh_t

I've heard of you
The ready-made connecting with the ever-ready
The never was talking about still trying
I got it
Forever bitter gossiping about never say die
May I inquire what you've been doing mister?
Never done Jack
And you partner, what's the News of the World, D_ck?
I don't say d_ck
Don, of all the people you must be the Tattler
Two thumbs up
What are you afraid of?
So am I
Has been implies failure
Not so
Has been is history
Has been was
Has been might again

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