My Bottle of Beer's Empty - Blacker

Steady up boy don't go to fast
Don't you know the night's gonna be a blast
Or don't go too slow
Don't use that tone

We people are the guys of tomorrow
Though our air is hell full of sorrow
And we always use a gun, knife or arrow
Or a certain native accent I'll be thare tomarrow

What's the world apart from a dump
There aint much more to it then a tree stump
And all fat bastards do are slouch and slump
And all drunks now are getting quite plump

We take it all for granted
Like the trees we have all planted
Will grow hella big
But not as fat as a pig

You really have to see
What it's all done to me
Beer is now an icon
The world would be a Damn
If there was noo beer can
Which was a hell lot different past times


We know erm, nothing
Our heads are bare
Because our "teachers" said:
You've got ya education to spare

How is that
We're gone, SPLAT!

chorus X2

So said to me
By Mrs Mekempty
You'd be thrown to jail
If you said
My bottle of beer's empty!!

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