Pimp Like Me - D12

What up?
I gotta tell you mtoherf_ckers the truth
This is straight G-sh_t
And all you can do is respect it

Well I'ma state my name
Swift McVeigh
None of y'all n_ggas got sh_t to say
Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee
Plus I'm big headed running things my way
A selfish man
The back of the hand
We slapping the hell outta hoes because I can
I want my loot
And I don't give a f_ck about your broke ass man and
Y'all giving n_ggas what they need and
Till b_tches understand the meaning
Swift McVeigh is blowing up
Corvarciet till I'm throwing up
Wanna player hate me b_tch so what?
What's your function?
Where's your bucks?
All you wanna do is wanna stick him up
You wanna rob me but I got too much
D12 naturally lifted
You n_ggas better duck when I cock the biscuit
You f_ck with me
I f_ck with you
Your entourage, n_gga, f_ck them too
I got grenades
What the hell you little 22 gon' do?
(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)
Y'all major soft
Cops get mad cuz I paid 'em off (what)
Made 'em cough (ya)
Blood and sh_t (ha)
That's what the hell y'all motherf_ckers get
We runs this b_tch
So, hey, you ain't gotta be scared to f_ck (f'real)
If he want head then prepare to s_ck (do it)
Even if the n_gga don't care to nutt
For every stroke it's a hundred bucks
Respect the game
You just a sl_t
So open your legs up and get my guts(??) (b_tch)

(Chorus) {Eminem (Dina Rae)}
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I'm your pimp
You my b_tch
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I'm your pimp
You my b_tch
You just a (hoe)
You just my (hoe)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I'm your pimp
You my b_tch
Go get my (dough)
Go bring me my (dough)
Dirty ass (hoe)
I'm your pimp
You my b_tch

I do spit game
No longer than my game
There where my chain hang
My nuts do the same
Don't pay p_ssy
P_ssy pay me
B_tch, sl_t, hoe, my lady
And knowing the fact I was born to mac
That's why I got a hoe in the back
Blowing my sack
Got good game
It's a hood thang
Got a huge brain
Loot of pootang
But I'm all bank
Run that cheese
Tell that trick n_gga (come back please)
I'm a L-7 that's a square
You my bottom hoe
You gotta know
Off to a plan to make a lot of dough
So s_ck fast b_tch and swallow slow
B_tch quit talking back
Now walk the track

{Kon Artis}
I don't pay for ass
You pump my gas
You get slapped for a short of cash
I get whip lashed when I hit the gas
And holler out the window with hash
Where's my scratch?
B_tch, that's it
S_ck it, stroke it, make me rich
Cuz a token of my appreciation it's
Another client for you to hit
I don't give a f_ck if you gotta go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation trick
You stuck with me
F_ck with me and I'ma smack you up in this truck
You must have lost your mind or something
Crying and whining like you dying and suffering
Go s_ck some head until it ???? for ???????
You don't work
You make nothing
I'm just another case of a lazy husband

I want the paper stacked
Buy you an outfit it
Then take it back
When you page me b_tch I never page you back
You only act a certain way that I make you act
Hoes recognize and n_ggas do too
Cuz they realize that n_ggas who shoot
Don't like a chick that act too cute
B_tch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops
And don't be calling me all kind of questions
All harrassing me calling stress in
Or I may have to release some aggression
And beat you to death and
Teach you a lesson
Looking for handouts
Like you my damn spouse
Pull your pants down
And f_ck my mans now
Shut your damn mouth
Or get in the damn house
Open the damn blouse
And s_ck on my damn crouch


Love the p_ssy
Sell that p_ssy b_tch
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch
You f_cking dirty b_tch
Now get on the corner and start s_cking some d_ck
N_ggas want p_ssy
And I need cash
So mom get out there and start selling your dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit 'em
Then stick 'em
F_ck it I'll let you hear one of my victims
(Somebody help, I'm on Seven Mile and Muriel, NO)
Shut up b_tch you talk too much
And about to get f_cked in your dirty b_tt
Never seen a pimp like me out here whoring
Shut your f_cking mouth and you'll be out in the morning
Cuz I'm the dirtiest pimp you ever heard of
Give me my 5000 and take this cheeseburger (b_tch)
Go s_ck d_ck at a bachelor party
So what if you on your period
Blood never hurt nobody


That's all you is
You just a dirty ass b_tch
Dirty ass, nasty ass, stanky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass b_tch
But I love you

(Outro) {Kuniva as Rondell Beene}
And there you have it goddammit
The fundamentals of pimping
You heard it here first
From the dirtiest dozen you've ever seen in your goddamn life
Well this is Rondell Beene on the scene
And we keep the p_ssy hole smiling
Because we all been wilding
Know what I'm saying?
F_ck what everybody else be talking 'bout
We letting you know right here
That pimping ain't dead
We love getting head
In dirty ass bed
That's just what we do
You know we were throwing coke parties back in 1968
The p_ssy is all great
I see you at eight b_tch

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