You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Jordan Smith

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

Just face a music, you're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
Seasick crocodile!

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

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