Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies but fella's listen closely
you don't always have to f_ck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right
to do
sometimes you got to make some love a
nd f_cking give her some smoochies too
sometimes you've got to squeeze
sometimes you've got to say please
sometime you've got to say hey
i'm gonna f_ck you
i'm gonna screw you gently
i'm gonna hump you
i'm gonna ball you
and then you say hey i've brought you flowers
and then you say wait a minute sally
i htink i've got something in my teeth
could you get it out for me
that's f_cking teamwork
what's your favorite posish
that's cool with me it's not my favorite but i'll do it for you
what's your favorite dish
i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from zanzabar
and then i'm gonna love you completely
and then ill f_cking f_ck you descreetly
and then i'll f_ckin bone you completely
but then
i'm gonna f_ck you hard

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