Inward Singing - Tenacious D

*Kage Snoring*

[Jack] Oh, my god. I've done it. Kage, come here I want you!

[Kage]What?! What?! God! I was sleeping dude! What are you talkin about?

[Jack] Oh, my god...

[Kage] What?

[Jack] I did it.

[Kage] What'd You Do?

[Jack] I've done it.. I f_ckin did it.

[Kage] What?

[Jack] The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude. Oh, my god, inward singing!

[Kage] What?

[Jack] Check it out. It's an invention and it makes non-stop rocking possible. Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rockin you half the time, the other time they're... they're... they're... they're... breathing in but not any more baby! HAHAHA... not with inward singing. Check it out...

*Jack breathing*

[Singing] And then I start some lyrics and you
[Inward Singing] Can't believe I'm singing
[Singing] And I'm never f_cking stopping and I'm
[Inward Singing] Always f_cking singing
[Singing] Now you know that I will never
[Inward Singing] Stop the f_cking singing
[Singing] I'm like a f_cking one man band, I'm like a f_cking one man band!

[Jack]And I can sing like that all f_ckin night...

[Kage] Wow... it wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight...

[Jack]AHH shut up! It is non stop and theother thing is that when I'm f_cking singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out!
Shut up! F_ck you! You f_ckin d_ck! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of sh_t, you create something like inward singing! You f_cking sh_t you f_cking sit in your tower...

*Kage Laughing*

[Jack]...and f_cking nap... what's funny? You f_cking b_tch!

*Kage Continues To Laugh*

[Jack]F_ckin, f_ck out f_ckin... cock a-ass. You're fired from the band, man.

[Kage] Umm, that won't be necessary, Jack.
[Jack] Why?
[Kage] Well, I'm quiting.
[Jack] What?
[Kage] I quit.

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