Spiderman - Tenacious D

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
I-Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman

Is he strong? Listen bud
He got the radioactive blood
Can he swing, from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there! There goes the Spiderman

David Dark comin at 'em
He's got f_cking, ultimate fighter championship, moves!
Here comes Spidey
He's not f_cking, really Spidey
His moves didn't work, because he's f_cking Spidey!

Spiderman, doesn't look right
He looks like, cheap ass!
Spidey, wearing the nike shoes
I can see the f_cking BVDs
Outline...oh f_ck Stay totally still!

Stay totally still
It's f_cking sassafrassquatch!
I've been searching for him for ten years
And now's my chance to capture 'em
I'm not moving on...f_ck!

He's using the web! He's using the web!
Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence!
He's using the f_cking Spidey-
Twa, it didn't hold 'em!
It f_cking holds almost everbody
But it didn't work on Sass!

He f_cking used a Matrix move!
He f_cking used a Matrix move!
Ha! What a f_cking move!?
What the f_ck is going down? Somebody help us

He's got the tranquilizer gun!
David Dark's got the tranquil gun
He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun
But it didn't...(starts to laugh)
Why's he have his cock out? That's not right!

Here comes Sassafrass! He's f_cking, really pissed off
Now what the f_ck is happening tonight?
It's looking like a fight!
-No! (starts to laugh a lot)

You should've f_cking known!
Not to pull out your d_ck in front of Sass
He'll rip that sh_t right off! Now you're f_cking bummed
What are you doing..no, no no
Don't make him s_ck your chode!
Ah Jesus!

He's s_cking on his f_cking chode!
He's gonna shoot your f_cking load
If I know Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load?
Ahh! That's no ord,nary creamer!

What the f_ck? That's bad news Bears.
That's a lotta cum! That's way too much Sass cum
Sassafrass...he hasn't, f_cking done enough

He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position
I don't know what for!-
But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again)

The ultimate bomb, ya'll.
Ah, no. The ultimate fighter championship-
He's flinging sh_t! And he's taking a dump...

Ah Jesus.. Wait a second, he's got him tricked!
The old stick, for the f_cking Sassafrass trick
Works every time. See if you can, keep him alive
That rips. Life is a great big hang up.
Whenever there's a bang up-
You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman!
Taking a sh_t on David Dark!

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