The Ballad of Chasey Lain - The Bloodhound Gang

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta d_ck
Had a lotta d_ck
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d_ck Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta d_ck
Had a lotta d_ck
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d_ck Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta d_ck
Had a lotta d_ck
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta d_ck Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show `em them titties
Now show `em them titties
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show `em them titties
Now show `em them titties

Would ya f_ck me for blow?

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