Attitude City - Ninja Sex Party
What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of F_cking Keepin' it Real
Hey! Hey! That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
Hey! Hey! No f_cks are given
When you're in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you though
My life as the baddest f_ckin' dude on the block
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then sh_t gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (F_ck yeah!)
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough f_ckin' f_cker
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad
Hey! Hey! No one can faze me!
When I'm in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! This sh_t gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! My rock is f_ckin' tasty...but here come some tough
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole b_tchass gang, now let's throw the f_ck down!
Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me?
Oh what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)
Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet
Have a nice
Hey! That's right! We are the masters
Of f_ckin' Attitude City!
Hey! We're much
Harder and faster
Than you in Attitude City
Hey! We are nightmare disasters!
For anyone who
Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
Sorry, I don't know why we said f_ck there...